HIMALYAN DOG CHEWS: TASTY AND FUN!
Deus-Ex-Microwave or How Zen Got His Cheese Back
By The Calvin & Susie Blogger, Zen the Dog, and Ash N.
It all started with this:
and A MICROWAVE.
Calvin & Susie Blogger: Zen, do you want a treat?
Zen the Dog: Yes, give me cheetos, only chewier and less messy.
Calvin & Susie Blogger: Zen, you know dogs can’t have cheetos. How about a Himalayan Dog Chew?
Zen the Dog: Calvin & Susie Blogger, I love my Himalayan Dog Chew, but I want something different. Something, puffy and cheesy.
(Enter Ash N. carrying a microwave)
Zen the Dog: What do you have there, Calvin & Susie Blogger?
Ash N.: The ANSWER TO YOUR PRAYERS, Zen. Let’s get ready to ‘wave. (plugs in microwave)
Zen the Dog: Wow! Ash N.! Those were delicious, how can OUR FRIENDS AT HOME enjoy such healthy, cheesy, puffy treats too?
Ash N.: Well, Zen the Dog, it’s very easy. Simply microwave a chunk or left over bits of your dog’s Himalayan Dog Chew for about 30-37 seconds, depending on the size of the chunk. Let cool-
Zen the Dog: – yeah, don’t burn your dog’s mouth!-
Ash N.: – and serve! Serve fresh or seal them in a baggy for later.
Zen the Dog: Alright!
Ash N.: Yeah!
Calvin & Susie Blogger: Awesome!
(They all high five. Freeze frame on the 3 high-fiving. Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” plays.)
~Your Loyal Calvin & Susie Blogger